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randomers = new Array();
randomers[0]="You see things and you say WHY? But I dream things that never were and I say WHY NOT?";
randomers[1]="If you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it...";
randomers[2]="Coming together is a beginning, staying together is progress and working together is success.";
randomers[3]="And that`s the whole damn thing.";
randomers[4]="Yesterday is not ours to recover, but tomorrow is ours to WIN or LOSE!";
randomers[5]="I have not failed. I found 10,000 ways that did not work.";
randomers[6]="Whoever wants to reach a distant goal must take many small steps.";
randomers[7]="One today is worth two tomorrows; never leave till tomorrow which you can do today!";
randomers[8]="Happiness does not depend on who you are and what you have; it depends solely on what you think.";
randomers[9]="Two roads diverged in a wood, and I - I took the one less travelled by, and that has made all the difference.";
randomers[10]="Keep your fears to yourself, but share your inspiration with others.";
randomers[11]="When you are beaten, come up with a smile, it is nothing against you to fall down flat but to lie there is a disgrace.";
randomers[12]="Believe you are defeated, believe it long enough, and it is likely to become a fact.";
randomers[13]="Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss it, you will land among the stars.";
randomers[14]="When fate hands us a lemon, let us try to make a lemonade.";
randomers[15]="Genius is 1% inspiration and 99% perspiration.";
randomers[16]="The Earth is in danger, monsters everywhere, destroying everything mankind has built. There is only one hope - Ultraman.";
randomers[17]="Happiness does not depend on who you are and what you have, it depends on the quality of Sports Entertainment on your TV!";
randomers[18]="When you make a mistake, you are an idiot, when your boss makes a mistake, he is only human.";
randomers[19]="Pests are actually good for you. They make you think... think how to get rid of them.";
randomers[20]="When the speech was over, everyone gave the man a big applause cause they were so delighted... that the speech ended.";
randomers[21]="STRESSED spelled backwards is DESSERT";
randomers[22]="Are you a soft person? Check your skin for fats.";
randomers[23]="Do not annoy the elderly.";
randomers[24]="Cartoons are good for children. They get them to sit still.";
randomers[25]="If you are tired of your teacher, shoot him between the legs with a water pistol. That would keep him away for a while.";
randomers[26]="If you see your teacher with a cane put a frog in her bag.";
randomers[27]="A musician makes music, an artist makes artwork, a carpenter makes furniture, what did you make?";
randomers[28]="If the audience is not asleep when you are performing, check the vital places of your outfit for holes.";
randomers[29]="Guys, if a smelly girl wants to be your girlfriend, look on the bright side. You should be having no competition!";
randomers[30]="That guy has been studying for 8 years!! Yeah, he got a degree and must be very intelligent by now... So why did he need to take 8 years to get the degree in the first place?";
randomers[31]="A book store is a no-sneezing on-the-book library.";
randomers[32]="If you are not happy with your life, think this: You are happy you have a life.";
randomers[33]="Information is Ammunition.";
randomers[34]="Aim for nothing but greatness and you will get nothing but greatness.";
randomers[35]="What you eat is what you are.";
randomers[36]="Growing old is mandatory, growing up is not.";
randomers[37]="I don´t give a dawn!!";
randomers[38]="If you don´t do anything then you won´t fail. But if you don´t do anything, you´re nothing.";
randomers[39]="May the Force be with you... always. ~Star Wars";
randomers[40]="I do stuff neither with my hands or brains, but with my heart.";
randomers[41]="To be the man you´ve got to BEAT the man. ~HHH";
function quote(){
troll = Math.round(Math.random() * randomers.length) % randomers.length;
return randomers[troll];}
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